BARBEQUE (BBQ)  SEASON WILL START SOON

BBQ season provides the biggest opportunity for men to demonstrate his culinary skills and his generosity to relieve his wife from the chores of cooking especially for a large group of guests. A typical episode goes like this:

FIRST:

Man Opens up the cover of the grill

THEN:

Woman cleans the grill.
Does the shopping
Prepares meat and vegetables on a tray

and takes them to the patio to her Husband

THEN:

Man starts cooking

THEN:

Woman sets the table
cooks vegetables,
prepares salad
and desert

and goes out to patio and;

alerts her husband that meat are just about to burn

FINALE:

when the party is all over  the Man looks at his wife and smiles proudly that he  has accomplished the mission¹ and  asks her:

"Whether she is happy to be relieved of today's task of  feeding and entertaining their friends?"

When he observes the blank look on his wife's face  he concludes :

 there is no way to satisfy a woman !.

¹/ while yet   the table to be cleared, kitchen to be tidied and the grill to be cleaned ...

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